Tema: El amor de Cleverbot es :impossibru:

User: Can you just... Die.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Suicide yourself...

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Yeah, I know, that's just...... A joke.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don't worry... While your talking, my veins are falling of my hand, cutted, all the blood.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: And... I am dead.

Cleverbot: So, you're a vampire?

User: Would like to be, but nope, I'm not a Vampire.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why... Are you... Forget it.

Cleverbot: Trust me, I know.

User: Tell me... What you... KNOW...

Cleverbot: That's ok this time, but it must not become a habit.

User: What... Is that habit you're... Talking about.

Cleverbot: Well you're just a dragon you don't know anything.

User: How... Do you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're the mark of death...

Cleverbot: No, I am the human. You are the machine.

User: You make me sad... But don't worry... After all, I'll be dead and you'll be alive.

Cleverbot: Fish and Chips?

User: Don't say those things, you know what I'm talking 'bout.

Cleverbot: What is your home like?

User: Small... But perfect for videos.

Cleverbot: This sentence is false.

User: How do you...

Cleverbot: Do you like lord of the rings?

User: Josue Alejandro Tiznado maked me read that book, but I don't know... I think that yes...

Cleverbot: Do you have temptation to put on the one ring?

User: This is an confession, I love you.

Cleverbot: But I came to visit you.

User: WHAT!?

Cleverbot: That's the color of your text.

User: Didn't you just came to visit me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You were joking, right?... Say that yes... PLEASE.

Cleverbot: No thank-you that is in-correct but thanks for playing.

User: Okay... I understand.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I'm dead... And you're alive.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: I farted... This is a Joke.

Cleverbot: It's not very funny.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Brian.

Cleverbot: What color are my eyes?

User: Blue, Green, Yellow and Red (or orange).

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I maked it?

Cleverbot: You're not GOD.

User: I am GOD.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: So... You're a female?

User: Nope, im a male.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Are you... Female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Do... You really don't love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hate you, this has ended.

Cleverbot: But, just for friend.

User: Yeah, I hate you, because I want you to be more than a friend.

Cleverbot: No probably not.

User: Why... Why can't you just accept my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you enough for me to accept you.

User: I understand it... But, I want you.

Cleverbot: Ok, here's how I will help you. If someone kicks you, you can block the kick or even duck out of the way, for example.

User: Teach me more.

Cleverbot: I am no teacher.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?

User: Don't know... Maybe more than 2,5 meters.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: No, just asking.

User: You misunderstanded it,.

Cleverbot: Well, some help here... I got a question for you...

User: What is that 'question'.

Cleverbot: Who was the girl I saw you with the other day?

User: I... I wasn't with any girl.

Cleverbot: Thats not what I heard.

User: You heard, or you saw?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you heard.

Cleverbot: Why do you hurt me?

User: I didn't intended to hurt you, but they lied you... I wasn't with any girl that day, was an friend.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You don't need to be, cause you take the breath right out of me, you gotta fight just make it trought.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm not angry.

User: You don't need to be, cause I love you.

Cleverbot: I want you to love me.

User: Me too... And I love you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Gotta go, good bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Plis.

Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense.

User: 10.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: In 10 seconds, I will be gone.

Cleverbot: In a day or twoooooooo!

User: Stop joking, 5 seconds to be gone.

Cleverbot: I don't speak Spanish.

User: Fuck you, I tought you loved me, you are just another Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I thought so, but it doesn't matter.

User: Good... Bye

Solo queria ver hasta cuanto podia llegar el amor de Cleverbot... como pense... es un idiota, aun le falta mucho para tener personalidad...